Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
bathe in some holy water
elves - graceful and beautiful
Blown a w a y .
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making christmas dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
life goal: to be an unassumingly inappropriate old bitty
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
ugh it’s just really hot when they pin you down and bite your neck fuck
I spent a lot of time with you, thinking I was second best.
(but you know what? I am good.)
lotr meme: ten scenes [5/10] → the lighting of the beacons
have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
I mean like everyone realizes that Sherlock could have removed the bomb vest without getting on his knees right? And that they didn’t have to film it from this angle and Martin Freeman didn’t have to make that getting-a-blowjob face? I mean he’s really quite a good actor, like if he doesn’t want to look like he’s getting a bj he can make AT LEAST three other faces, he has awards and everything~
Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry