Tell me again how John and Mary’s marrige didn’t break Sherlock’s heart if you can
We know that you’ll indulge only
In what’s lawful, and a married man
Is not allowed such things
– Catallus (ca. 84 BC – ca. 54 BC)
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
Brave heart, Clara.
Season 5, Episode 10: Vincent and the Doctor
"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant."
i’m still pissed off about growing up